Teach Me Something Wonderful

Justin spent several months worth of weekends assembling a Linux based DVR system out of various spare hardware parts he had lying around, trying to get just the right combo of software and hardware. Shortly after he completed the system he moved to a house without cable TV, rendering his creation virtually useless. Justin has vowed to one day write a program that will take control of all the world's Tivos on his birthday. They would then erase all of their content and replace it with Matlock episodes.